Beware the Monkey. Rabbits are trouble.

Today the horseflies were all about being mindful of seeking the dragon. Yes, after a fine morning filming at Daydream, we headed over to Crimson Farms and the abundantly dubious charm of our steadfast friend and rogue, Gerard Paty. I will just say this--- we have seen the meaty monstrosity of the Crimson bbq and yes, it IS on one of the Scottsdale-bound trucks. CF will be a popular barn this year!

After a quick tour ( in which we saw more CF secrets waiting to be unleashed at the show-- we're sworn to secrecy), Gerard initiated us in the culinary delights of the China Panda in Buellton. $6.95 lunch special. Hilarity ensues when our chinese horoscope reveals the Cock is Gerard's best sign. Hmmm, probably TMI, G-man. As for us, I am elegant and creative and Soph is a pioneer spirit. But we already knew all that.

Whatever you do, for God's sake beware of the Monkey! Seriously, we felt compelled to pass this tidbit on so, you know, now you know. Our horsefly conscience is clear.